Music Monday: 7- One Band/Singer You’re Ashamed to Admit You Like

I’m going with Chris Brown, John Mayer and Soulja Boy Tell’em for this one.  I don’t like them as people, but do have (and enjoy) some of their music.  Ironically, I wasn’t even a fan of Chris before the domestic violence on Rihanna.  I found his music to be nasal in tone and childish.  After his famous attack, I figured he would crawl off never to whimper again.  Then it happened.  He released “I Can Transform Ya” and me, being a sucker for a good beat, fell for it.  A colleague then let me borrow the full deluxe CD and (gasp) there were more songs to like.  So now I have his last album downloaded onto my iPod and am sad to admit I also like his new single “No B…S…”  (Hanging head, waiting for an intervention.)

Though I didn’t know much about him, I’ve been a fan of John Mayer’s music for a few years and figured, being a bluesy like musician, that he’d be a cool person.  Then I start reading about his pigwhore escapades with starlet after starlet.  Dude, could you be a gentleman and keep your pie hole shut?  It was like he’s a 15 year-old boy giggling about how good he is.  After last year’s Playboy article and his declaration of his neither regions being a “white supremacist” (among other things), I vowed to purge my collection of his nastiness.  But I didn’t.  It is a thin line of separating the artist and their actions from the talent and artistry.

As for Soulja Boy, like everyone else I thought he’d be a one-hit wonder novelty act.  Then “Turn My Swag On” was released and–there goes a catchy beat again–I’m sing-song rapping right along.  I’m posting it so you can understand the source for my shame.

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Friday Fallout: My Take on This Week’s Funky Messes

Charlie Sheen Redux – I’m a bit bummed.  I was all set to craft a nifty little rant about Mr. Charlie Sheen yesterday after reading the dirty details of his romp part 10 with porn stars and drugs (hello cocaine) mixed in (he even wrote one a $30K check!).  Here’s my take on his last hotel incident. 

So, I was going to prattle on about his family, friends, show producers and network with their heads, hands and feet all stuck in the deep sands of denial.  Of his team’s fancy footwork in releasing a statement saying he had hernia issues that forced him into emergency vs. a drug overdose.  Of the fact that he was planning on reporting back to work with no consequences. 

Then, breaking news alert, he’s voluntarily turned himself into rehab.  Really?  Like that’s for real.  Can you say act to squash the building PR nightmare around his behavior and his hit show’s ratings?  Not buying what they are selling over here.  Now, if I’m wrong and this turns into the real deal, then I’ll mix up the dish of crow myself.

Ted Williams Redux – For his minute of fame, Ted makes it to the Dr. Phil Show, fesses up to lying about his detoxed status and agrees to be shipped off to rehab.  Less then two weeks in, he checks himself back out.  Anyone surprised?  Yeah, me either.

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